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Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss

1. Kiss on the hand I adore you
(Wow.)
2. Kiss on the cheek I just want to be friends
(Bloody? Haha.)
3. Kiss on the neck I want you
(O.O I didnt know that.)
4. Kiss on the lips I love you
(Haha, i know that already)
5. Kiss on the ears I am just playing
(O.O, guys, uh-huh.)
6. Kiss anywhere else lets not get carried away
(O.O nth to say.)
7. Look in your eyes - kiss me
(Hahahah, okay.)
8. Playing with your hair I can't live without you
(O.O, wow. Alot people cannot leave without me. LOL)
9. Hand on your waist I love you to much to let you go
(Hahaha, okay, i will stay dear. LOL)

Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
(My utmost pleasure :D)
2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
(...Or maybe not. Hmm. :/)
3. Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
(Well, we'll see about that. :D)

Article 3: The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
(Squeeze what?)
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
(How do i bloody do that?)
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
(As if i have any. LOL)

* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth close your eyes,
and give your tongue some exercise!!!
(... Ew. :/)

Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
(We do?)
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
(Got ma? I didnt know. Hmm.. )
3. How cute they look when they sleep
(I totally disagree. I kick people off my bed. Hehe. )
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
(Wow, girls got this power?)
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
(O.O No comment on this. Hahaha.)
6. How cute they are when they eat
(Have you guys ever seen me eat? LOL.)
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
(I take 5 mins to shower and less then 5 mins to get dressed.)
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
(Well, if we were cold, we could be reptiles. Hmm. :/)
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
(O.O No, some clothes really look suckish on me.)
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
(I DO NOT fish for compliments. I ask for them. :D )
11. How cute they are when they argue
(O.o Usually we are thought of as scary and fierce? No?)
12. The way her hand always finds yours
(No, really no. Lols.)
13. The way they smile
(I've got rabbit tooth. :D)
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
(How do you feel?)
15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an hour later....
(... an hour later what? Lol.)
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
(Which is what way? Hmmm.)
17. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
(I wonder... :X)
18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
(Seriously, stop crapping and start talking in full sentences. -.-)
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
(Well, some of us dont need your arms. -.-)
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
(Well, at least its sincere.)
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
(Well, something it does hurt. -.-)
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!
(No wonder no admit it hurts.... Zzz X.X)
23. The way they say 'I miss you'
(How do we say it? Damn, can start talking in full sentences?)
24. The way you miss them
(Oh, this is sweet. XD)
25.The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling.Only felt.
(Awww... So sweet. But I dont think all the boys are like that lo. Hor?)

[Will post more]